Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 23, 2021

You will not have to. They will play screaming recordings on the PA system.

But Arlo, why would you want to? It’s a horrible noise. For that matter, why do you care about a bunch of tall men running around and throwing a ball through a hoop on a pole.

(There is a point to watching some sports. Women’s figure skating. Women’s beach volley ball.)

Of course you can’t, Arlo. You’re not a cardboard cut out.

They eat a lot more nachos and drink a lot more beer than you’re capable of downing in one sitting as well, Mr. Arlo.

The trick is radio! They fake noise almost works….

Arlo, let joy be unrefined!

Watching TV sports now, is like watching an old sitcom. Fake crowd noise. The networks don’t thing we’l watch the game without it.

Imagine how much more cheering he’ll have to do for an empty NFL stadium.

Having trouble with his Muse? Maybe he should visit teh Shrimp and family for a while

Arlo, whoever said you could?

Do they really draw 12,000? Surprising.

I hope Janis didn’t get lost yesterday.

WOMEN PLAY BASKETBALL TOO, plus they pipe in crowd noise to encourage the players. i’m a woman and i love basketball. i am constantly cheer on my favorite team and yell at the refs because of unjust calls from my chair in my living room; also too when watching football, tennis, hockey, and Nascar.

Just fake it.

NBA basketball is a group of pituitary cases running back and forth for 48 minutes and deciding a game by a score like 102-101. DULL! If they want to make basketball interesting they should either put the basket 15 feet up or else allow goal-tending.

Glad I don’t care about that stuff and crowds make me nervous.

Mud wrestling!