Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for January 26, 2021

Well, you won’t know for sure until you check by feeling. Time to start throwing some elbows at practice!

Time for a little 3-on-3. Make it, take it.

P3 real – and they’re spectacular!

P1 I get along fine with Tessi, she compliments my mustache all the time

P2 Mopman’s shiny tables draw the girls in like moths to a flame, though it could be the grease and starch in that huge stack ‘o fries. Say, is that the mysterious player #3/#34 on the right for team Tessi?

P3 Nice start on the ‘stache to compliment the black eye CK, no one is going to want to f@&k with you in the paint

Except for her hair color I suspect TM is real… Like the creators I’ll cut my comment off before I say a real what.

P2….dude looks like a lady. Just when I thought GT couldn’t get any lower, OOFFF!

In all reality , in case you’re wondering what happened to the boys basketball team , it’s in the Covid Protocol and quarantined .

P1, Yeah, you think you get along with Corina fine, too.

P2, Are they at Outback? That thing on the table looks like a Bloomin’ Onion.

P3, A shirts and skins scrimmage might reveal just how fake she is.

So, basically, it looks like Tessi is more like a regular HS girl, and Corina is just weird

Tessi is friends with anyone whose name begins with a “K.”

What is the point of the second panel?

Elaine Benes could be sent in to accidentally trip into her and answer this question.

Isn’t this how the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show started out? The cool girls vs. Buffy’s friends?

P-2: R&W send a hidden WOKE message about who the villains are (KKK)

P 2: “…so then Kris said to Kim and Kourtney….have you noticed that new girl from valley modified? what’s with her? she’s really odd….I wonder if she’s, like in her 20’s or something….how did she end up here?…”

Are they talking about the Kardashians?

Has anyone ever gotten an order of french fries and had half of them standing up at near perpendicular to the plate/tray?

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