Joe Heller for January 12, 2021

I’ve been breaking (exactlY) even for 1/2 century or more

When the jackpot is $100,000, the expected return on “investment” is $zero. When the jackpot is $10,000,000, the expected return on “investment” is $zero. Same for $100,000,000 or $800,000,000 or $1.1 billion.

Where “$zero” is “less than a penny”. (MUCH less)

Lotteries are for people who can’t do math.

People are desperate in the failing Trump republican economy.

That’s his half of the $1200.00 isn’t it ? You can get one ticket on both lotteries for $4.00 !

So they’ve got a “lottery poster” hanging on the wall in their house?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lets-list-the-lottery-losers/

fusilier, just sayin’

James 2:24

Might as well.. that 600 ain’t nearly enough to make a difference. The guys that write those checks spend that much on drinks or a quickie every afternoon.

Much better odds of being hit by lightening but, hey, dropping a buck can’t hurt.

Sadly, winning the lottery is the only retirement plan that too many dullards have…

The legal tax on those who flunked arithmetic.

I’m so glad you little people are getting $600. That more than balances out my tax break of $600,000 this year.

somebody’s got to win why not me

We got ours in the form of a little credit card thing. At least it doesn’t have trump’s signature on it.

Back in the day when I would buy one ticket when the jackpot was over $200,000,000.00 it was a cheap daydream. Then I only had to walk across the street to the quickie mart, now I would have to go at least half a mile to buy a ticket – not worth the effort.