Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 20, 2021

Hope they don’t take a Tern for the worse

What will they do when they see some Boobies?

Don’t be gulled. Those birds are NOT of a feather.

you’d have to be really gullible to go in there…

Sailor (the band) comes to mind.

Oh look, a she gull.

Again, a blanket “Like” for a whole bunch of bad puns – i.e., good puns.

See if you can take one out for cockatiels. Tell her she looks dovely. Give her a toucan of your affection. Be careful of talking birdy to her. Surely you’ll have no egrets!

Pornithologists

Pier inside.

Couple of silly old coots…

The head liner is a gull named Sally doing a dance with her own feathers.

There to see the chicks.

I used to go to a lakeside restaurant where the bathrooms were labeled Gulls and Buoys

And when the wild night is over, you can go and have bay gulls for breakfast.

you ever watch a gull dance? go to https://youtu.be/gH6Jp5u2P7I

Albatross!

I’m here to see the booby (relax it’s a tropical seabird. Get your mind out the gutter) :p

And I see that they’ve already started painting parts of it red!

Forest ranger turn on.!