Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 19, 2021

Rest stops aren’t usually the destination. Except for those pan handlers… and even they tend to move along after a day or two.

Pull over! He’s in desperate need of a moment of Zen!

Journey had better be in the tape deck, then.

Trust me, bhagwan. The journey will be much more pleasant if we stop at the next rest area.

Don’t let your bladder dominate your life…

He shouldn’t have had that 64oz Bladder Buster back there at the Lucky Cow!!

Why would anybody by a product like Depends, that in the same breath leaves a question about it’s effectivness. And another thing do they come in different sizes like Damp, Tinkle, Big Gulp and Race Horse.

Looking for, stopping, and using Rest Stops/Areas are part of the Journey. Steve Perry was once part of the Journey, too. I wonder if “Don’t Stop Believin’” is playing on the radio? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcjzHMhBtf0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODdXBFDx8dc

In the glove box of my car is a printout of every rest stop for every interstate highway on the East Coast. I downloaded it from the internet, imported it into a spreadsheet and printed it out. When you and your spouse are geriatric cases, it’s an invaluable travel guide.

We know every rest stop on Interstate 81 and have visited all of them on one trip or another.

Ok!! I won’t make a habit of it.

Yep, it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

He’s keeping (both of) his eyes out – way (bulging) out.

Urine trouble if you can’t find a rest stop soon.

by the looks, better find one soon

Use your Third Eye to see what lies ahead.

Or he could pretend he is “one” with the seat…

If you don’t take a break along the way, you’ll miss some of the best parts of the Journey and arrive at the destination too exhausted to take full advantage of it.

You’re full of it.

(tsk!) Amatue