Strange Brew by John Deering for January 23, 2021

I’ve always preferred my brain surgery to be optical.

What — no livestock??

Add ‘No Waiting’ to Brain Surgery!!

Liposuction? Do you do liposuction?

Looks like a no-brainer

One-stop shopping…

I know where I’m going for my brain surgery. I should save a bunch of money since it’s a discount store. Also, I can eat at the deli.

They already have mini clinics in some…..expanding I see!

John forgot to add ‘caskets’ after brain surgery.

I was looking at the signage for a strip mall where it lists the stores within. Right below the sign for a Hawaiian restaurant was “Car Wash.” Hawaiian Restaurant and Car Wash just struck me funny. Then it occurred to me that putting “Car Wash” behind other businesses would also make them sound funny.

Perkins, Perkins and Dean Attorneys at Law and Car Wash.

St. Paul’s Catholic Church and Car Wash.

The United States Senate and Car Wash.

It’s in the back. Right next to the mortuary department.

Dr. Jethro Bodine?

This must be a branch of Buy-N-Large.

I prefer a bottle in front of me.

Share and Care Clinic sounds friendlier.

https://youtu.be/Rkm83wVeOc4

Isn’t that chain the one that was founded by Jethro Bodine?

But still no covid-19 vaccines.

Rocket science.

We also rent space on the loading dock for any last minute press conferences.

Tires replaced, balanced, and TPS reset while you wait.

Can I get the brain surgery delivered, or does it have to be take out?

This sounds like Menards to me.

Years ago while I was still living at home we had typical small town drugstores. Then Osco Drug came to town and I used to joke that among other things they had a used tractor department.

A fine example of the “Bread, Milk, Eggs, Squick” trope.

It is what hospitals are today. Use to be you would get one invoice from the hospital, now every one in the hospital sends you their own invoice. They are now the Hospital Mall.