Garfield by Jim Davis for February 20, 2021

That’ll show it!

If Garfield did put the batteries in the weight machine it will explode

A better idea would be to reprogram the scale to say the opposite of what is true.

Long time no see, R-X2!

another plus side, Garfield one hear any snarky remarks from the scale’s voice chip

I remember when bathroom scales didn’t need batteries.

You really know how to throw it around, don’t you Garfield!?!

Now we know how he got those electric socks to work yesterday!

Garfield’s not fat, he’s just big boned.

I remember a Garfield comic episode, where he smashes the talking scales, because his weight was like a battleship.

I weigh myself every few months. Weight fluctuates on a daily basis when you’re trying to lose so it can be discouraging and demotivating some days. But when I see the numbers fall with this method, it makes me feel like I’m making progress (I was 275 mid-2020 and I’m 240 now. My goal is to hit 210 before the year is out).

Hahaha, take that scale

How much does a cat weight anyway and why should it matter to a cat anyway. I bearly bother about me weight anyway.

“One at a time please….”

Weigh to go, Garfield!

Take out the batteries?? What a concept!

I knew there had to be a catch…

Why do you need batteries? I have a mechanical scale. All I want to know is how much I weigh, not how much my bones weigh, and how much fluid I retain, or when my birthday is or what the weather will be like.

Since he has no mass, he’s just a ball of lack-of-energy.

Garfield is a Madlad

Why? That takes all the fun out of the scale mocking you by asking if you are Orson Welles!

Our scale only goes up to about ten pounds, it’s great for measuring ingredients. As for our body weight, we don’t know, don’t care. We can tell if we’re packing on pounds and we alter our intake accordingly. Our weights, according to our Dr., have remained fairly constant over the past 30 years.

Batteries??? Package said Batteries not included! What are the batteries for?

I am glad that scales are not alive because it would be in serious pain if it was alive.

Score one for denial!

OOOOO….gotta remember that one.

You really had us going there, Garfield. I don’t know why you didn’t think of that before in the first place to keep the scale from insulting you about your weight.

Don’t want to be referred to as ‘Mr Orson Welles’ again.

So, it’s a psychic scale?

You could just tape a piece of paper over the screen with what you want to weigh

he probably ate them

“I love deadlines, I love the wooshing sound they make as they go by …” – Douglas Adams

It is obvious that Garfield thinks that a scale is full of fake weights if I were guessing. #catpounds :)

What you don’t know can’t hurt you.

that’s what I should do….losing weight at my age is so hard

Hoo boy……….

https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/spectickles/

Putting the batteries back would not help either. This feline weight may be beyond the range!

Yeah…Garfield doesn’t want to hear any of the scale’s programmed insults….

scale is still in silent agony

That scale will live longer, since it can’t make any comments.