La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 21, 2021

Last I recall, Donny, presidential terms last four years, not three; it’d have to say “Trump 2025.”

I’m not going to miss T**** one bit.

“I’ll never forget what’s his name.”

Trump’s current favorability rating is around 30% and the domestic terrorist websites are mad at him for not pardoning all of them. He probably will run in 2024, splitting the Republican party into MAGAts and those who still have modicum of sanity intact. Good time to run Kamala, since Joe is getting old.

Donald, are you sure that’s not your headstone?

Oh thank goodness. That calendar ended in 2012.

Didn’t that Aztec calendar stone predict that the end of time has already passed (2012)?

While I believe we need to monitor him and his spawn, if I never hear their names again I’ll be just fine.

Apart from the feeble-minded crazies who think aliens are stealing their luggage, I think everyone feels as if a horrible weight has been lifted from their chest.

Once again I can associate the word ‘trump’ with a card game.