But what if the rhino’s a brainless bozo, Tarzan?
…and a tip of the Hatlo hat to Tarzan, of darkest Africa. So, next time you need to drop a charging rhino…
File that under useless information that will not be needed.
So far, all that Tarzan proved is that Ranger is a lousy guide.
Paging Robert Ruark!
Tarzan later did a workplace poster for this with the caption “safety rules are your best tools”.
Okay, so how do you get your brain shot through the skull bones???
Just do what the poachers do; an AK-47 with a 50 clip.
The way to stop a charging rhino is to cancel its credit cards.
I had to google the heart-brain issue, because, you just never know…and there doesn’t seem to be a consensus.
now it’s time to aim at the ranger’s heart.
But since you two fools have no brains a simple swift kick between your legs will surely suffice!
Gent about 3 years ago
But what if the rhino’s a brainless bozo, Tarzan?
Marc Poschman about 3 years ago
…and a tip of the Hatlo hat to Tarzan, of darkest Africa. So, next time you need to drop a charging rhino…
Polsixe about 3 years ago
File that under useless information that will not be needed.
Old Comic Strip Lover about 3 years ago
So far, all that Tarzan proved is that Ranger is a lousy guide.
Buck B about 3 years ago
Paging Robert Ruark!
Out of the Past about 3 years ago
Tarzan later did a workplace poster for this with the caption “safety rules are your best tools”.
SunflowerGirl100 about 3 years ago
Okay, so how do you get your brain shot through the skull bones???
J Short about 3 years ago
Just do what the poachers do; an AK-47 with a 50 clip.
SunflowerGirl100 about 3 years ago
The way to stop a charging rhino is to cancel its credit cards.
Out of the Past about 3 years ago
I had to google the heart-brain issue, because, you just never know…and there doesn’t seem to be a consensus.
ScottHolman about 3 years ago
now it’s time to aim at the ranger’s heart.
profkatz about 3 years ago
But since you two fools have no brains a simple swift kick between your legs will surely suffice!