That looks like one of those 10-in-one devices; it can CUT, SLICE, MASH, BLEND, STIR, BOIL, SING, KILL, MAIM, and even CHARGE all your devices with the new USB connection!! Call now and we’ll throw in a second for FREE! Limited time offer so don’t wait!
“The Ginsu knife! The LAST knife you’ll EVER NEED!! But WAIT! Act now and we’ll give you a SECOND one at no additional charge! Just pay separate shipping and handling.” OK, if it’s the last one you’ll ever need, why do you need a second one?!?
Farside99 over 3 years ago
Gotcha by the short and curlies.
allen@home over 3 years ago
At least it’s not a turnip twaddler. I think.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago
That looks like one of those 10-in-one devices; it can CUT, SLICE, MASH, BLEND, STIR, BOIL, SING, KILL, MAIM, and even CHARGE all your devices with the new USB connection!! Call now and we’ll throw in a second for FREE! Limited time offer so don’t wait!
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 3 years ago
Works for me every time!
“The Ginsu knife! The LAST knife you’ll EVER NEED!! But WAIT! Act now and we’ll give you a SECOND one at no additional charge! Just pay separate shipping and handling.” OK, if it’s the last one you’ll ever need, why do you need a second one?!?
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s a courier service job retention device.
pathamil over 3 years ago
♬ It went “zip” when it moved and “bop” when it stopped
And “whirr” when it stood still
I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will ♪♩
Tom Paxton – The Marvelous Toy
William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just like Trump U offered Free Diplomas if the student just paid for printing costs.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
But wait – there’s more!
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
I am willing to trade my Mike Lindell “My Pillow”
moeric9 over 3 years ago
Call in the next 10 minutes and we’ll double your order. If you don’t call in the next 10 minutes, wait 5 minutes for this commercial to run again.
Snowedin over 3 years ago
It went zip when it moved and pop when stopped, and whirrr when its stood still; I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
The power of the mind…..
Baucuva over 3 years ago
Mind you.
Cactus-Pete over 3 years ago
What’s handling? Local stores have to unbox all their merchandise and put it on shelves but they don’t charge for “handling”.
oakie817 over 3 years ago
so why’d you only get one?
donut reply about 3 years ago
Just pay $9.95 shipping and handling