Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 21, 2021

The Floss is out of fashion? (I rely on the comics to keep me up-to-date about such things.)

…she was a see saw swinger a real hum dinger and she told me to Walk this way, like this.Your earworm of the day by Aerosmith.

He should also Brush. Even 3 years ago, I don’t believe was “hip” for an adult to do the Floss. Some things are just never “hip” for adults – even using the term “hip” indicates he’s (or you’re) not. (On the other hand, if he’s using an “imaginary” hula hoop …)

So you can shake your booty Wiz. But can you do the twist?

I think this was a dance move called “the floss”. It was popular with the youth a few years ago.

If you want hips, you need donuts, lots of donuts.

Just be careful not to throw out hip, Wiz!

The “floss” is so out of style that it is included in a jeopardy commercial.

He missed it by a lot more than three years…

I liked the dance the old geezer did on the amusement park commercials…

It wasn’t all that fly when it was hip.

I missed it by about 6.5 decades, but somehow I don’t miss it.

I thought he was testing a new hip not failing at being hip.

By the time most people understand “hip”, it’s not hip any more.

Don’t throw your hip out of joint, Wiz!

I can hear me creaking just imagining doing that.

You need a hula hoop.

Once it makes an appearance in an ad for Wheel of Fortune, it’s not hip any more!

my eyes. they burn.

How bout a ding dong daddy from Dumas?