B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 18, 2021

One of these days, it’ll be over!

How did Thor pick up that burn to toss it?

“Spare a burn”? Does anyone really say that?

Burn, baby, burn!

Good to see Thor is alive and well today, because yesterday he was eaten by a giant pterodactyl!

Better to be weird and alive and not able to contaminate anyone or be contaminated by anyone than the reverse.

And just like that, the term flame thrower is invented.

CAVEMEN GOT HOT DOGS!

The inconvenience is temporary, the improvement permanent.

Oven gloves??

It takes a bit more to “reach out and touch someone” when it’s illegal, or at least not advised. Throwing someone a kiss has taken on a sadder meaning.

Someone said Thor died yesterday in the Pterodactyl’s jaws. Reincarnated already?

Throwing a burn could start a flame war… ☺

Last week it was “FOOP”, now this week: “FOOM”

B.C.? Before Covid?

That is why he is “Thor”(Sore)….(snicker)

Thor the Fire Carrier? I don’t believe he has the brains for it.

Wait until he asks for some toilet paper.