FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 25, 2021

airlines have got to make a profit one way or another than just the tickets

Now’s the time to bring out the free lunch with mystery meat and tomato sauce.

This is why I bring a sleep mask and noise-cancelling earphones.

When my parents came home from a cruise, my mother told me that a movie they showed on board was “The Poseidon Adventure”. She MIGHT have been kidding…but you never know…

Wait till you have to pay to breathe.

In the first “Airplane” movie, they were showing “Airport.”

A long time ago I remember reading something that there was some “regulation” that prevented airlines from showing films about air disasters. If that ever was true, I doubt it is any more.

They should show episodes of Air Crash Investigation.

I’d eat that flight attendant!

they aren’t getting smart, they are getting EXTREMELY stupid, as if the terrible service isn’t enough now they are ACTIVELY discouraging people from flying! There’s been a running joke about getting a bit of money in the short term that would result in losing MUCH more in the long term through bad reviews and loss of repeat business, but I can’t take him unironically calling them “smart” for any reason.

That joke bites

A piece and no way to switch off the tv.