Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 13, 2021

Try the Deviled Eggs.

Just goes to show that “hot” and “spicy” are separate sensations.

That’s why it’s heII.

Well of COURSE it is. Probably made of mostly canned tomatoes and turning bad already.

Decent of Management to lay out some snacks, considering the environment!!

We wouldn’t want you to suffer from acid indigestion.

Figures that Hell would have a buffet.

…and the coffee is always cold.

Shut up and keep eating…..

It won’t be mild coming out.

Seems like everyone here wants a piece of Hell’s Kitchen

Common misconception – hell is somewhere you go to live, such as it is.

It’s actually somewhere you go to die. “This is the second death.” “ For the wages of sin is death.” Can’t be clearer than that!

They wear pants there?

New Jersey devils food isn’t as spicy as Carolina reapers or Martin Gerber’s baby food.

Garlic tails? Is this a spin off of veggie tales suitable for Viktor Koslov?

Since there is no men ewe available, see if there could be a Lac Du Flambeau Flex- A- Bull burger ahead in the Richard Bull head section.

That’s OK your brain’s already on fire.

Try the watch the last Tango in Calgary when the Salsa is no where to be seen or worse yet, call Firefighters Local 215 and see who the last responder is.

But there’s no guacamole!

But I never did like it served warm…

It’s your personal Hell – if you like your salsa hot, you won’t get it here…

I suspect these guys are only in “Heck”, as per the Dilbert strip.

You would think there would be hot sauce

That would be hell.

Hell serves Pace Picante Sauce.

Mild salsa would be hell for my husband. He likes extra spicy salsa!

Wait until they try the ghost peppers…