Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 14, 2021

he took the mask too, huh?

That bites. Lio was on his way to the comic book store. Now he has to hike all the way back home to fetch another mask.

Happens sometimes when one is too fashionable.

Nobody likes an unmasked alien!

I hope that alien sanitized the mask before putting it on.

A little cruel, dumping Lio head-first in the snow like that!

War of the Worlds contagion or mere unfortunate pigmentation?

Spotty McSpotface strikes again!

Super spreader… all the bacteria / viruses on the inside of the mask that are now traveling the cosmos.

It’s like indirectly kissing Lio.

A steering wheel in a flying saucer? I wonder if it has stick shift.

Could be worse. Could’ve stolen all the clothes.

And, thus, began the end of the Martian civilization done in by the smallest of earth’s defenders – bacteria and viruses.

Eww! A USED mask!

A bit like mugging someone for their underwear no?

Can’t be too careful when invading Earth.

I heard somebody say wearing a mask in a car by yourself is like wearing a condom alone in bed…

that is halarious