The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 11, 2021

Looks like your new toy gave you a regular “snow job”, Brutus! ;D

Well he is The Born Loser, that’s for sure.

Derails , details .

Did you even read the instructions?

That’s the main reason why you shouldn’t send a boy to do a man’s job!

;-^)

The chute on MY snow-blower doesn’t even go back that far….probably just as well.

Calvin is making snow goons. Brutus is making a snow loon.

Then Brutus replied, “If you’re so smart, why don’t you come out and do it”?

…and that snow joke…

now ya tell him!

Is he British royalty? Brutus Snowedon Thornapple.

That’s the law of snowblowers. No matter which way you point the chute and no matter which way the wind blows you will have snow blowing in your face.

One wonders what he looks like after mowing his lawn.

No, no, no, he’s doing it all wrong. If he were to just walk backwards and pull the *%★# snow blower with him, then he won’t get any snow in his face.

Such a perfect metaphor of the tRump Administration.

Okay. Once in a while, she’s a help. However, shame on Brutus for not figuring that one out himself…….

Away AND OFF TO THE SIDE,blowing it in front you…….

He just assumed it was the born loser model.

Yesterday, we actually got real snow, and today a lot of it is still on the ground. Why is this remarkable? I live in an area of Texas where we see snow maybe every three years, and it’s usually the kind that melts very quickly. It was a treat, but I wouldn’t want to live where it happens practically every day for months.

That’s the first I remember ever hearing Brutus cuss! Next you’ll be drinking Beers with Wilberforce!

HAHAHA!! Poor Brutus!

Did Brutus by any chance chuck the thing in a dumpster for Agnes to find? The junk she finds in today’s Agnes strip is somewhat reminiscent of a snowblower.

I wonder how often that truly does happen.