Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for January 12, 2021

Yeah, all those campaign commercials were 100% based on fact and not lies.

An example of ear tickling.

You say you are lying, but is that the truth?

Sounds familiar. Oh year, comes around every election cycle.

There is a country — can’t remember which one — where campaigning is illegal. No campaign commercial or even rallies. All the candidates can do is post their platforms and answer questions about their proposals. I am uncertain enough about the veracity of this as to not make guarantees. But it sounds ideal.

Everytime a Politician Lies he should get an electric shock. The more lies the more powerful the shock

That’s tRump.

Pelosi’s hair standing straight up after clandestine visit

Which one is that at the lectern, Eric or Bill? It’s always so hard to tell one delusional liar from another.

In politics, honesty is never the best policy.

Garak from DS9: “Especially the lies!”

Right. If you don’t believe me just ask me.

Okaaaay……