Clay Jones for January 01, 2021

More like 325 give or take 10.

243 lbs. is only one side of him.

♫♪ Drop Kick him Jesus, Through the Cell Door of Life ♪♫

Might as well get rid of the rest of that dead weight while you’re at it!

Wishful thinking! According to Ronnie Johnson, he’ll be around for at least another 75 years! So sayeth the former White House “physician!!”

;-)

Wow, you are being nice, I have him pegged at well over 300, perhaps even pushing 350.

243 pounds, give or take a couple dozen or so. (mostly give)

GOALLLLLLLL!!!!

Only 19 more days of that Idiot!!!!

Soon we will learn how corrupt our justice system has become. Will he get away with it?

I still think that leaves at least 50+ pounds of him behind. Unless his current shape is largely helium.

I’d say more like 263…

Liberty needs a chipper/shredder as in ‘Fargo’.

If he just took his weekly ten flush dump, he might be down to 243. Sneak enough fiber in his food, and he would disappear completely.

That fat, orange, lying slob is more like 300 pounds if he is an ounce.

243? More like 253 I think or maybe more.

Must have lost some weight.. would have bet a doughnut he tops 250

But what about his OTHER leg???

“Dropkick me Jesus, through the goalposts of life…”

Ahh, you can’t beat a classic song.

I’m sorry for your vision impairment, 243? try 343 and you’ll be close.

Let’s just hope it can be done relatively peacefully.

Send in 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta on Jan 20. Were gonna need them to remove a 342 lb wannabe dictator from the White House, bigly.

A throw back to Taft and Cleveland. Definitely closer to 300, 243 was in his rear-view mirror long ago.

What about the part of him that isn’t his ass? :-O

To quote a favorite author, “Give him an enema and you could bury him in a matchbox.”

Punt that sucker all the way to a federal prison.

Oh, come ON, Clay.

“Everyone”, i.e. all Trump Disciples, knows that Trump is 6’ 3" and NOT obese.

Definitely NOT obese.

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Also, Trump won the election. By a landslide.

The NEW year doesn’t really start until noon on January 20.

Now that’s a funny cartoon with a message! :-D

Very good Mr. Jones………..veeerrry good! First real laugh I’ve had this year.

She went on the divorce diet and lost 243lbs of ugly husband-president (TRump).

243 pounds DOESN’T EVEN BEGIN to tell the truth. Now, 243 POUNDINGS, per voter, would ALMOST be enough.