Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 16, 2021

At least you won’t be getting election mail for awhile.

I don’t know about you but I just watched The Matrix and have spend my last 5 hours staring at spoons and looking for ringing telephones.

Life is hard for predators .

“Coupons for lemons”? Unless they were sent by a used-car dealer, that’s just plain weird.

When life gives you coupons for lemons… make lemonade

You know what else used to be a convenience and now isn’t? Land lines.

I get my bills in my letterbox, but I pay them online.

Is he planning to use lemons to make his spouse pucker up?

If he has to walk too far, he’ll be all stringy and tough.

It’s part of a new hygiene concept.THAT explains EVERYTHING.

Are those for real lemons or for nature identical flavours?

Lemon Gator~ade?

It has been a long time since I’ve been to a bank.

We need more cartoons about Zebra and the crocs and fewer cartoons about Pig, Goat, and Rat bitching about the pandemic or how cell phones are taking over our lives.

I still get a rare bill in the mail, mainly my annual excise tax bill on my vehicle, otherwise every other bill I have set up for auto-pay so the only bill I generally have to remember to pay is my credit card bill.

Well Zebra you still have to come out sometime to get the junk mail. While we wait Larry Croc will have Junior Croc hack all of your accounts so no payments will be made on line ;-) …. Croc Power !

Second Zebra/Crocs strip this week. Hopefully Pastis is bringing them back on a regular basis.

Arent we over our quota of crocs? Wow what has happened. I rarely visit the mailbox, when i do i just toss without looking.

Silence! I Keel You!

Crocs foiled again! ZEEBA too smart for dem! Give it up Crocs!

The only snail mail I get anymore are ads for extended car warranties and mortgage insurance. I get those on a seemingly daily basis!

Maybe get Wooman to pucker up Larry. Go get lemons with coupon.

The mail ain’t what it used to be! Have a package that was mailed from Florida on 1/4/21. Tracked it to Lancaster, OH, 1/8. Columbus, OH, 1/10. Cincinnati, OH 1/11. INDIANAPOLIS, IN 1/11. Allen Park, MI 1/12. Detriot, MI 1/14. And there it sits. (Detroit PO is notorious up here for holding mail forever. Not to mention it’s a holiday weekend…) I live less than 40 minutes from Toledo, OH!!! It spent THREE DAYS in Ohio and at one point was THREE HOuRS from my house and they sent it to Indiana! I’m just thankful it’s not a time-sensitive package!

CROCS!!!!!!!! ZEBRA!!!!!!! HAPPY DAY! And funny too! Thank you! Glad you are feeling better!

More crocs please. They are a gold mine of laughter. Especially the one where beer is Larry’s only friend. Rat, goat, and pig have been some debbie downers for several months.

Ees verry hard too be a zeebaterian these days

Freaking love it!

Another crocs! Things are looking up!!!

Crocs twice this month!!!!

Our mailbox has always been a mile away; but it gives us an excuse to get outside during this “Stay At Home” pandemic lockdown.

What if Zebra starts ordering packages?

The saddest part is that this is the smartest plan the crocs have come up with in years.

I’ve long felt that the USPS, bless their hearts, seems more like a vehicle for the distribution of junk mail.

Look more closely , that’s not Larry & Junior , it’s the Zebah Zebah Eata boys , the other Zebra neighbors .

CROCS!!!

Zebra is only feet away from the croc. Why doesn’t the croc lunge at Zebra or hit Zebra over the head with that mailbox? I guess crocs really are dumb. :-D

Hey Publisher’s Clearing House just told me I have a high probability of winning and to reply to their next package right away. Just a year or two ago their worldwide give away showed my probability of winning was less than the earth’s population big time.

I already have to walk 1.25 miles down a muddy road to get to my mailbox. Most of the time it’s junk mail.

If you don’t have a mailbox at your address the mailman will not stop and you will have to go all the way to the post office for your mail. I know this because at least once a year the snowplow demolishes my mailbox and that’s what I have to do before I get around to putting another one up. Of course, this strip is not reality and that would spoil the joke.

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online mail!

talk about gmail!!!!! lol

I would want some coupons for lemons for some weird reason.

Always welcoming Crocs & Zeebra

Tampering weeth mails ees feederal offense!

Most of the mail I get is junk mail (maybe 75%). The rest is bills and subscribed magazines. I think I haven’t had an actual letter (remember those?) in years (and Christmas cards are very few, except the commercial ones from your bank, your auto dealer, etc.)….

Interfering with the mail is a Federal crime. Send them to the Zoo!

Coupons for lemons?