Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 11, 2021

I’m not going to Leia to you, I didn’t like this one.

Oh take an E-WOK, Pig! That pun was terrible! ;D

There should be a sign that says “Anger” that leads to a room with no lights. Anger leads to the dark side.

This is why Pig does a Han Solo every night.

Luke out for bad jokes

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo…!

I felt a disruption in the forks…

I tried to eat soup with a fork.

It was a strain.

Don’t Luke now but I think he just left…

And if we invite the old-fashioned priests over, I suppose the frocks will be with us.

Though, in fact, these are NOT the puns we are looking for.

Luke on the bright side: at least he didn’t use the forks on Pig.

Pathetic! He couldn’t even get a lukewarm response.

if lukes could kill pig would be toast…

Right, another blanket “Like” for the comments here. Good ones!

Well, Luke at the bright side. At least he didn’t claim to be your father.

Be careful pig. Luke is really Steve Bannon and you won’t like him when he is angry.

Imagine how boring and dull life without Star Wars would be.

Now we are entering the dark side of the Farce.

I think Luke is trying to summon his Jedi powers to nuke Pig.

Luke, I’m your fodder.

Pig is getting Luke warm response.

By the second panel, I was thinking “I have a bad feeling about this.”

Am I the only reader who had to luke it up, as I have never seen a Star Wars film?

May the Space Force be with you.

May the Shwartz be with you after this!

May the power of the “Croc Force” be with you ! … Croc Power !

I’m lukewarm to this gag.

and ole luke’s is waitin on the judgement day…..

Use the instrument panel, Luke. That’s what it’s there for: advanced technology to hit tiny targets.

huh?

If rat gets luke on his side were all dead.

No more puns.

There are rules against bad puns, but Pig found a Luke-hole.

Luke says to Pig “Fork you”

I’m with Goat. Star Wars is meh, and so is Star Trek

49 out of 50 comments riffing on the same theme. Where else are you going to get that?

Wait until he tastes their food. Patooine!

They should have waited until May 4 to publish this strip.

Luke at that… Another punny joke by stephan

But just think of the power of movies. This joke doesn’t have to be explained. Just about everybody gets it.

These jokes never get old.

Why Goat doesn’t always bring his other friends around.

And to think I saw Star Wars: Episode 4 – A New Hope when it was first released in 1977. I was middle-aged then. Dang, I am getting old!

I’m lukewarm about this one.

“The Pastis prologue!”

Great comments. May the farce be withyou all.

I got spaced out after reading this.

Old but gold.

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I think this should have called for a meeting with Pastis

I don’t get it in the third panel. Is there a joke here?

I do not get it at all , Sorry .

Be careful Pig, I hear the Dark Side likes BACON!

Is this what men be doing when they should be helping with chores around the house? Mama don’t let your son grow up to be a punster lest he be an idle millionaire like Pastis. Has the wife thrown him out of the house yet?

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!

There’s been a Darth of good puns lately.

Vader you vaiting for? Eat up!

ever since 1977, every man named and will be named Luke will never be the same

More puns from the brilliant mind of Stephan Pastis, keep em coming!

Fork you!

Puns lead to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering (and look at Luke suffering above) and suffering leads to the Dark Side.

OK dadth.

Wookie noise

If I was Luke, i’d tell Pig to go fork himself.

What would Rat think?

“Yes, Luke!….Give in to your anger!…”

Luke, Pig. He’s really the Baconater!

Pig’s humor is even lower than Cartoon-Boy’s (if that’s even possible)….

Pig may be out of Luke.

That joke is so old that I remember going to a university revue many years ago, where one of the skits involved several actors sitting around in Star Wars costumes. The one dressed as Luke was eating some spaghetti with his hands, in the messiest possible way, and this went on for some time. I was thinking “Say it, SAY IT!” for quite a while until the actor dressed as Obi-Wan came in to put the audience out of their misery.

I would have liked this strip on May the 4th be with you