Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 11, 2021

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Really. At least wait until it’s iced coffee.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’ll attest to that.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    That’s going to leave a stain.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    If a snowman eats an ice cream, does that make him a cannibal?

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 3 years ago

    That would be great. Weight loss through drinking hot chocolate!

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    You’ll be blowing ice chunks.

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    EmmettWayne  over 3 years ago

    Melts in your mouth…and your stomach.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Oh, pish tush!

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    I could stand to lose a few pounds, Ethel!

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    DaBull57  over 3 years ago

    What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman………………..snow balls

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I like!

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    Spence12 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Got a new question for you. Burl Ives’ snowman in Rudolph wore a hat and vest, I get that; lots of snowmen wear clothes. But WHY does he shiver when the wind kicks up? He’s made of snow!

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    Norris66  over 3 years ago

    Starbucks?

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