Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 06, 2021

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Besides, she’s all skin and bones.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    GMO: Genetically Magicked Organism.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Now look over there. See those people on surf boards. Can you say canapé?

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    SF Giants  over 3 years ago

    Cause her hair was green as seaweed, Her skin was blue and pale, Her face it was a work of art, I love that girl with all my heart, But I only like the upper part, I did not like the tail.

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    hooglah  over 3 years ago

    Taste like tuna.

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    Ratkin  over 3 years ago

    Are they in Kapupu Lagoon?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Besides, do you know how many meals she has provided by causing shipwrecks?

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    bigal666  over 3 years ago

    Yum! It’s like a coin toss. Heads or tails?

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    Grover St. Clair  over 3 years ago

    One day he caught a mermaid just off Plymouth sound. Her bust measured 38, her waist 22, and the rest was 18 pence a pound. ~~ Benny Hill

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