Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 24, 2021

Calvin could learn a thing or two from Hammy.

Eww

Like the McKenzie brother who drank an entire vat of beer toward the end of Strange Brew.

I would have thought the names would be yellow.

Hammy’s calligrapee is getting really good.

What a bladder on that squirrel !

This brings to mind an old joke:

A woman hears a big commotion outside her house. The door bursts open, and her husband comes in, leading their daughter roughly by the arm.

“To your room, now!” he yells. “You’re grounded!”

“But Daddy…!”

“NOW!!!”

The woman asks “What’s going on?”

“Her boyfriend peed his name in the snow outside.”

“Well that’s childish and kind of gross. But aren’t you overreacting?”

“It was in her handwriting!”

A quart of Red Bull will do that to you…

I am reading from the start and this was done in 2012, but RJ’s was the best that time from 3 quarts of YooHoo.

What have they been drinking for it to be that colour?

That’s was beautiful, Hammy.

Shouldn’t that be yellow?

And from the top of a tree even.

Cursive will survive as long as men write their names in the snow.

This is mostly a boy’s club joke. Only lactating women can write THEIR names in the snow…

From Chapter 3 of Yellow River by I. P. Long.

Fly that freak flag high, Hammy!

Blue pee? Are they drinking anti-freeze?

Boys will be boys……….men will be boys.

Be careful! Big Foot now looks like Tony Gonzalez . ‘The hedges in near Juno beach caused much trouble during WWII’ according to my former Michigan Pinocle partner. Maybe you can create a Eugene Sledge hogwash.