Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 24, 2021

I guess she wanted to know what it’s like to be a carnivore who has to chase their food.

Response to the first panel: Same reason we still press the B Button on Pokémon when attempting a capture. Gives us the feeling like we’ll succeed even if the RNG hates us.

Hunger is the best pickle.

Go get it! Go get it, girl!

A fool and her carrot are soon parted?

unicorns’ll be unicorns

What a goad idea!

Meta carrot.

Like those people who watch videos on treadmills and pretend they’re in the mountains or the coast or wherever.

Anticipation is better than participation – except for sex…

The higher up the berry tree the sweeter grows the berry,The more you hug and kiss a gal the more she wants to marry.

(senses philosophy in certain parts of the dialogue of the cartoon; enjoys those parts (along with the settings of its characters))

Everybody knows fooling yourself can be dangerous if you lose control. Also, this is probably how a lot of things work, you chase something that’s just out of reach. “The carrot and the stick”

Did someone see that Dana accidently put ‘f’ instead of ‘t’…neverthless, it was a very inspiring strip.

“After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.”

- Spock to Stonn, on winning T’Pring

Not sure why, but marigold looks like a my little pony in this strip.

Yep. As Irving Berlin once titled one of his numerous songs, “After You Get What You Want, You Don’t Want It.”

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