Close to Home by John McPherson for January 17, 2021

Living in one of those houses. You would really feel on the go when a storm comes in and the wind picks up.

It’s no doubt located in a particular city in Alabama…

Seasick, anyone?

What?—No double-wides?

Fasten your seatbelts, tornado’s coming!

They have to come and go in a certain order, or the whole thing is lost!

Watch your step on the way out.

Bleeb’s in purple house’s window, waving.

Bleeb is almost as large as the man.

Let’s go for a spin!

You never know who was going to be looking in your windows…

No, your warranty does not cover that system. It I says here and is obvious on the blueprint. “Plumbing: TBD and provided by buyer.”

This isn’t gonna end well is it?

This has almost certainly been done IRL somewhere in Europe by now.

I’m trying to figure out where the water supply and sewer lines go!

I wanna see the guy who wields the wrench used to bolt the frame down.

Riders In The Sky have a funny song called Living In A Mobile Home.

Too weird for words

I wouldn’t want to be eating dinner during a windstorm.

Watch out! here comes the giant cat.

It took me a long time to find Bleep.

Glorious! A tornado trap right next to the cow pasture. I just have to live there. No lawn to mow. I’m okay with that.

What do they call those egg- beater looking rides at county fairs? Looks like one of those. I’m so dizzy……

That’s actually funny! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hoo-hoo!Whoa! This mornings Monster® is backin’ up on me a little bit!

However… the “mobile home mobile” will be “trailer park trash” right after the first good storm, but that’s gonna be one helluva ride!

The ground below will be very fertile with the fallout from the sewage.

Please it is called “tiny home living”, mobile homes are much less expensive.

Two question, how do the occupants get into their mobile mobile homes and do their mobile phones work in their mobile mobile homes.

I can see my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi Little Alien Dude!!! Hi Everyone! I’ve got my broom, Bleeb. Let’s go chase some flying monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

At first I thought they were subway cars