Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 16, 2021

I wouldn’t trust to send Ralph.

I don’t want to steal anyone’s thunder by mentioning masks and social distancing, (have at it), so i’ll just say that the line doesn’t look too bad to me. Can’t wait to get back into one.

reminds me of when my mon and i go shopping at Wal-Mart on weekends.

If only they had a 100 items or less line…..

I can’t even get in Costco’s parking lot on Saturday

Could be worse. Could be Trader Joe’s.

Welcome to Sam’s Club.

It’s even busier at the gun shop.

No masks and no social distancing!

Before COVID the best time to go to the bulk mart was Friday evening. Now it’s Tuesday/Wednesday daytime

Thanks for reminding me why I do online shopping…

My wife’s on a four-day week, so she has Fridays free. So, yesterday we did some shopping, ending up at a nursery for some blueberry bushes. We are going to limit ourselves to 10 bushes. We had 22 at the prior place and that was too many.

That doesn’t look like a very long line; although that’s probably about a weeks worth of groceries for Ralph

Honeybunch is lying on the sofa with a box of bonbons right now, savoring her “me time”.

You should’ve first gone to the washroom, Ralph. You’ve got to watch your pees and queues!

The best part of being retired… shopping on weekdays. And Walmart pickup service is even better.

Where is his mask? And theirs? Practicing their “right to NOT wear a mask” and their right to get the virus and die?

That is why I go to Sam’s. Scan each item on my phone app as I shop, check out, no lines.

Ralph works full time. She stays home. She should do the shopping.

my wife once sent me to grocery store on Thanksgiving Day for thyme, she had run out of thyme….took my little grandsons with me…an hour later we were back with $50 of groceries…but i forgot the thyme

i used the self-checkout today….no waiting in line.

Surprise Ralph isn’t in the food court instead of standing in line. Or did he clean it out first?

On a Saturday? This would be a short line, at Costco.

Only 4 folks in line!?! You’re getting off easy, Ralph!