Sounds like she’s a…..“klept” woman.
Take…all of Roz’s menus.
She’s got a good grip on your cup.
she never goes on second dates because she’s always trying to steal away…
That joke is older than me and I’m ’kin ancient.
I’m sure that joke was stolen.
She must like eating a lot of candies. For she sure does have sticky-fingers.
Oh, she does. Make sure you keep an eye on her.
Uh….everything?
Note that one of the stools disappeared by the end of the strip.
She’s klepto herself, so far, but’s farklempt(ed) to tell others.
Will she leave without paying Roz? Bad manners, even for pseudo-food.
Be sure to count the silverware Roz.
We needn’t help kleptomaniacs; they have always helped themselves.
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
HA!
Don’t steal hair conditioner though…
I keep trying different things.
I think I’m going to “borrow” this joke.
I think I’ll steal this joke…
Good one. Yes, I will take one more of your mugs, then I will have the whole set.
Kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns, they take everything literally.
I love this bit of wordplay!
Rick McKee
dadthedawg over 3 years ago
Sounds like she’s a…..“klept” woman.
Lightpainter Premium Member over 3 years ago
Take…all of Roz’s menus.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
She’s got a good grip on your cup.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
she never goes on second dates because she’s always trying to steal away…
boniface22 over 3 years ago
That joke is older than me and I’m ’kin ancient.
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m sure that joke was stolen.
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
She must like eating a lot of candies. For she sure does have sticky-fingers.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Oh, she does. Make sure you keep an eye on her.
bryce.gear over 3 years ago
Uh….everything?
WaitingMan over 3 years ago
Note that one of the stools disappeared by the end of the strip.
Linguist over 3 years ago
She’s klepto herself, so far, but’s farklempt(ed) to tell others.
rshive over 3 years ago
Will she leave without paying Roz? Bad manners, even for pseudo-food.
mauser7 over 3 years ago
Be sure to count the silverware Roz.
cocavan11 over 3 years ago
We needn’t help kleptomaniacs; they have always helped themselves.
I Go Pogo over 3 years ago
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
HA!
felipenollaFFA over 3 years ago
Don’t steal hair conditioner though…
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I keep trying different things.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I think I’m going to “borrow” this joke.
kmccjoe1 over 3 years ago
I think I’ll steal this joke…
Homerville Premium Member over 3 years ago
Good one. Yes, I will take one more of your mugs, then I will have the whole set.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns, they take everything literally.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love this bit of wordplay!