Don’t mention what part of the chicken it comes out of. Reminds me of my youth, a 15 year old tag-along on a forest fire. Water was scarce so we boiled some eggs, then used that water to make tea.. One in the crew, when reminded where eggs came from would not drink that tea.
Now in twenty-eight years of eating hamburgersI ain’t never run into no MartianNot at 2: 30 in the morning and certainlyNot at a fine scarfing establishment like Eat
I was once working all night. The restaurant across the street had really great chili. It wasn’t on the menu, it was just available when the cook made it.I have never been a fan of breakfast foods. So my supper break is 5 am. I went in the restaurant and asked for a bowl of chili.. The waitress got snarky. Arguing with me about what I wanted for breakfast. A guy said, "You’re not going to eat chili for breakfast.’I said, "I am if I can get it. I pointed out that chili was a nice clean beef stew and he was eating greasy pork fat and something that came out of a chicken’s butt. ’He promptly threw up.
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Part of the reproductive system. Hopefully unfertilized. Although I do find some hatching in the supermarket……
PICTO over 3 years ago
“Bacon…Pigs…Four legs and a squeal…What planet are you from anyway…?
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago
And the chicken comes from the little round white thing…
gsawyer101 over 3 years ago
Chicken we eat it before it’s born and after it’s dead.
Investtillitsgone over 3 years ago
Boneless chicken…
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
And the less you know about the sausage, the better.
paranormal over 3 years ago
Yeah, out of its butt!
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
OK let’s get crackin’!
monya_43 over 3 years ago
Like he knows what a chicken is. I don’t think so.
dflak over 3 years ago
I know someone who would not eat tongue because it comes from an animal’s mouth, but he will eat eggs.
redback over 3 years ago
yea, I don’t know how to tell you what is a chicken, but it tastes like anything else in the universe..
J Short over 3 years ago
Wait till he tries to explain hot dogs.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Oooh cluck!
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s referring to table-tennis balls, eggs are oval.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Back up and make sure he understands money (US $) before you go any further.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Don’t mention what part of the chicken it comes out of. Reminds me of my youth, a 15 year old tag-along on a forest fire. Water was scarce so we boiled some eggs, then used that water to make tea.. One in the crew, when reminded where eggs came from would not drink that tea.
Canoe-full over 3 years ago
Now in twenty-eight years of eating hamburgersI ain’t never run into no MartianNot at 2: 30 in the morning and certainlyNot at a fine scarfing establishment like Eat
amaneaux over 3 years ago
Now try to explain cheese.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
And what does it taste like? (Don’t say chicken!)
admiree2 over 3 years ago
So I take it that y’all not from round this neck o’ the woods.
Ya feelin’ OK, buddy? Lookin’ a bit green round the gills.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Precisely why I stick with donuts. Or, Cap’n Crunch.
Nuclear Nemesis over 3 years ago
Was at the store today, saw a carton of eggs labeled “Free Range.” Didn’t know that they could wander around.
NWdryad over 3 years ago
What’s a chicken?
JeanMeslier over 3 years ago
I was once working all night. The restaurant across the street had really great chili. It wasn’t on the menu, it was just available when the cook made it.I have never been a fan of breakfast foods. So my supper break is 5 am. I went in the restaurant and asked for a bowl of chili.. The waitress got snarky. Arguing with me about what I wanted for breakfast. A guy said, "You’re not going to eat chili for breakfast.’I said, "I am if I can get it. I pointed out that chili was a nice clean beef stew and he was eating greasy pork fat and something that came out of a chicken’s butt. ’He promptly threw up.