Gary Varvel for December 21, 2020

Too dumb for words, but just dumb enough to be Gary Varvel.

In the Varvel Universe, the heroes are all villains., and the villains are all heroes. (Trump world is all about alternative facts)

Hey, Varvel! Dead people can’t read your comics.

I think all the people who made fun of masking and distancing should prove their toughness by volunteering to be last for the vaccines…

Trump and the republicans should have done the right thing in the first place instead they deliberately spread the virus.

A snow job by Gary for his master.

Not to worry, Varvel.

When you get your martial law, you can go to bars every day. Don’t forget your papers.

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322,000 American covid deaths. Something to drink to.

Thanks for all your contributions.

So….. my only choices are eat in a restaurant? Gosh, I’ve been doing it all wrong! I’ve been ordering from my local restaurant and getting take out. Then I took it home and ate it. And sometimes I’ve cooked my own meals at home. I just didn’t know there were only two options!

This works equally well for Minnesota and Governor Walz.

We’re on track to eliminate the COVID virus, as we did polio and others, but we’ve made no progress on STUPID. It seems to have taken on pandemic proportions in the last four years.

How will Gary figure out how to jump the vaccine line like his idols Linseed and Li’L Marco? Is Gary essential? I don’t think so

Indoor dining is allowed… after you take it home.