Close to Home by John McPherson for January 02, 2021

Well at least we know what is for dinner. Just don’t eat any of that seed………

Why would anyone want giant birds. With that you’ll have giant poop all over the place.

I think I’ll pass. My squirrels eat more of the bird seed than the birds do. I do not need giant squirrels.

Hope one of those bird didn’t eat Bleeb.

When was Bleeb “born”?

Works as advertised!

… with apologies to H. G. Wells.

Dummy. The bigger they grow, the more they eat! Like feeding a bear, you don’t have to worry until you STOP feeding him!

seems effective…

Tippi Hedren’s on the phone.

Drum roll…tomorrow Bleeb returns :D

Think you might need a bigger feeder?

The statues for 100 miles have been buried in poop.

Think Cassowary, now think six foot Blue Jay.

“What’s that? Why no, I haven’t seen your dog, Ms. Simmons…”

Thought they only sold Big Bird seed on Sesame Street.

Well, the reruns have switched from 2010 to 2011, so things are looking up! While McPherson is taking down my Christmas lights, I’ll share some more pearls from my Ol’ Grampa.

One day, my ol’ Grampa came over to our house to visit my mother, and I was doing my homework from school. And of course it was math! Ol’ Grampa asked me what I was doing and I said “math homework”… and he said “what is it?” And I said: “it’s Algebra!”

Ol’ Grampa asked why I was so frustrated with it, and I said: “some o’this junk is so hard, that I don’t know why I need it, ‘cause I’m never gonna use it!

Ol’ Grampa said: “Well Dobe, maybe you don’t need it now, while you’re young, but you’ll most certainly need it when you get older… and by then, you’ll wish you could go back to when you were young, and get it right!”

I asked him: “Grampa, do you ever wish you could go back to when you were young?”

Grampa just said: “Heck no!”

And I said: “But, why not?”

Ol’ Grampa simply said: “Algebra!”

You should’ve purchased a bird troth to go with that seed.

Just wait until small children are carried off for God knows what!!!

The Food of the Gods.

Good thing hummingbirds don’t eat seed!

just don’t use it on the virus please

World hunger solved

when is bleeb coming back?

“The catcher must be close to home.” – softball expert