Close to Home by John McPherson for January 01, 2021

Well that bought a little bit of a perverted smile to my face LOL

I doubt it was the doctor’s idea to do this. What’s he do, put out a tip jar and hope for the best?

Convenient.

Please step over here, ma’am. We’re going to refer you to another TSA agent and a specialist for a second opinion.

That’s a great name for that scanner.

Is this one not a “rerun?” I recall the “Nakey Scan” making a previous appearance in a similar themed strip…. Hmmmmm???

she has a lot of gall to get stoned now

Looks like this is from 2016. Anyway, I am in IT with an insurance company so we talk about the new developments. all the time. 2 years ago it was AI diagnosing cancer patients. The experiment was for doctors to do the first diagnosis, then let the computer ( not sure if it was Big Blue or another machine) diagnose, the doctors missed 2 or 3 patients and the computer found other cancers that were not detected, the doctors found the cancer but it was a multi layer or issue.

I meant to say sump’n here about today’s strip, but I can’t remember if I meant to say sump’n… or already said what I mean… or,

I didn’t mean what I meant to mean? …nope that wasn’t it.

I meant to mean what I said I meant? …nope, nope, that wasn’t it.

Whatever I just meant, is not what I mean?Sheesh!… that’s not it, either!

See! This is what happens when I run outa Red Bull… and I mean it!

OH! It was Happy New Year!

Some years ago, a guy tried to lay down on the baggage X-ray at an airport, because he didn’t have insurance and something was hurting.

Must be a third world sh!thole country without national health/single payer.

Hmmm, as well as your virginity.

TWO days for Bleeb’s return :D

But, those kidney stones are HUGE!

I wonder if TSA Agents ever get turned on when they X-ray passengers.

BTW, nice undies.

Happy New Years to all and may all of us have a better New year than the last! ;^)

Does OBAMACARE cover this?

Please fill this 25 page questionnaire before you take flight

this may just become a ‘thing’