Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 30, 2020

Go in the garage, move the car outside, then gets LOTS of newspaper and cover the…….Oh….Oh yeah….Hard to find tossed newspaper now. Get out the snow shovel then. Puppy must make a poopsie.

If God had intended us to domesticate dogs he wouldn’t have given us January.

You’d think Adam had enough rear padding/insulation to not feel the cold.

I have had dogs that were anti mailman, for them neither rain, nor sleet nor gloom of night meant I won’t go out and do my business. Due to age and mobility issues of his owner, our current shih tzu is potty pad trained.

Ever notice that no matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature?

I’ve gone snow cave camping high in the Cascades. Mostly just to say I have done it. If you think a cold toilet seat is fun, try doing your business in 15˚f at 5,000 feet. And no, your pee doesn’t freeze before it hits the ground.

Try going in there just as someone’s coming out. The seat will be all warmed up for you.

I miss shoveling a path for our St Bernard

When she was young she loved the snow and plowed right through

Her last year she clearly didn’t think it was fun anymore

Shy sphincter? ☺

I love my heated seat.

Women will tell you crouching in poison ivy is worse.

So were mine today.