Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for August 02, 2021

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    macky87  over 2 years ago

    Hmpf! If she was a good hostess, she would’ve provided some of those blue booties.

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    Farside99  over 2 years ago

    What idiot would name a parrot Moses?

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    She expecting to be robbed? LOL

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    Iseau  over 2 years ago

    Santa Crook , Santa Claus, Close.

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    Pickled Pete  over 2 years ago

    The reason she left a welcome mat out under the window..

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    … And there’s a survey on the back to fill out:

    Did you find everything you wanted?

    Were you completely satisfied with your experience?

    How could we improve our service to you?

    Would you recommend our house to your “friends”?

    (Name, phone number, email address optional) [If you would like a copy of your visit from our home surveillance system, leave a deposit on the table.]

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And then stand on the blue tarp so you won’t get blood on the carpet.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 2 years ago

    Maa! Billy didn’t wipe his feet!

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