December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
You were saying, Garfield ?
Big Brain!
I once got a cookie that said “Ignore previous cookie.”
how redundant
hello? what is a “Fortune Cookie”?
That must be my cookie. I never eat them, just crack open to read the fortune.
Like he needed to know that.
The worst cookie to get, would be a “mis-fortune” cookie.
What a fortunate answer for Garfield.
fortune cookie…I EAT THEM
they aint wrong
You did it!
But Doc, all the best fortune cookies are made in Japan.
Lucky it came true…
" . . . in bed"
None of the fortune cookies I get are ever right…
Fortune Cookies are what you get on websites. They always know what you’d be up to.
If they’re never right, then why’d you go back to see what it says?
once i got a fortune cookie that said robots would take over the world.. we’ll have to see!
The grammatically correct fortune should be “You have eaten a fortune cookie”.
I wish fortune cookies do come true
I confess I have kept some of those fortunes to read from time to time
That still isn’t right, they said will, as in future tense, it still isn’t right
Come on! You can do better than that! Even “You will buy some new pants” was a little good, but still pathetic!
Adding the words “in bed” at the end of a fortune cookie fortune always makes for some interesting fortunes.
“Help! I’m being held captive in a Fortune cookie Factory!”
“Help, I’m trapped in a Fortune Cookie Factory.”
How redundant.
“That wasn’t chicken”
Well, if the fortune were REALLY accurate – it would say “You have just eaten a fortune cookie” – Maybe Garfield is finally DONE with Chinese food. :-)
LOL!
Well he already ate that fortune cookie so it does not count
Only the advertisers can beat Garfield.
So Funny!!! LOLOLOLOL!
https://www.comicskingdom.com/mother-goose-grimm/2021-01-15
If he had read the fortune before eating the cookie, then he could have guaranteed it wouldn’t come true.
Wait, this is Garfield we’re talking about — not eat the cookie? Never mind . . .
Hahahahaha!
Uncanny.
The fortune cookie outsmarted you today, Garfield. You should know better than that. #fortunes #yum :)
I got one that sade that I well die
but stull aluyv
then start over w/ the 1st panel.
BJ40 Premium Member over 3 years ago
You were saying, Garfield ?
arjun.shriv over 3 years ago
Big Brain!
YatInExile over 3 years ago
I once got a cookie that said “Ignore previous cookie.”
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
how redundant
Emo over 3 years ago
hello? what is a “Fortune Cookie”?
AllishaDawn over 3 years ago
That must be my cookie. I never eat them, just crack open to read the fortune.
codycab over 3 years ago
Like he needed to know that.
BJ40 Premium Member over 3 years ago
The worst cookie to get, would be a “mis-fortune” cookie.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
What a fortunate answer for Garfield.
alexconstantinescu831 over 3 years ago
fortune cookie…I EAT THEM
Chad "Dimples" Applewhite (Im Back!) over 3 years ago
they aint wrong
LiamG.P over 3 years ago
You did it!
BJ40 Premium Member over 3 years ago
But Doc, all the best fortune cookies are made in Japan.
DaveG1960 over 3 years ago
Lucky it came true…
Dean over 3 years ago
" . . . in bed"
CarmineBazile over 3 years ago
None of the fortune cookies I get are ever right…
Gent over 3 years ago
Fortune Cookies are what you get on websites. They always know what you’d be up to.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
If they’re never right, then why’d you go back to see what it says?
clownbuckle over 3 years ago
once i got a fortune cookie that said robots would take over the world.. we’ll have to see!
CreeperBoy135 over 3 years ago
The grammatically correct fortune should be “You have eaten a fortune cookie”.
Clarence over 3 years ago
I wish fortune cookies do come true
geese28 over 3 years ago
I confess I have kept some of those fortunes to read from time to time
Cedar the squirrel over 3 years ago
That still isn’t right, they said will, as in future tense, it still isn’t right
AustinKniga-Bartlett over 3 years ago
Come on! You can do better than that! Even “You will buy some new pants” was a little good, but still pathetic!
nul bit Premium Member over 3 years ago
Adding the words “in bed” at the end of a fortune cookie fortune always makes for some interesting fortunes.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“Help! I’m being held captive in a Fortune cookie Factory!”
jdsven over 3 years ago
“Help, I’m trapped in a Fortune Cookie Factory.”
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
How redundant.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
“That wasn’t chicken”
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
Well, if the fortune were REALLY accurate – it would say “You have just eaten a fortune cookie” – Maybe Garfield is finally DONE with Chinese food. :-)
bloodykate over 3 years ago
LOL!
*inster something here* over 3 years ago
Well he already ate that fortune cookie so it does not count
hagarthehorrible over 3 years ago
Only the advertisers can beat Garfield.
Handsome over 3 years ago
So Funny!!! LOLOLOLOL!
MT Wallet over 3 years ago
https://www.comicskingdom.com/mother-goose-grimm/2021-01-15
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
If he had read the fortune before eating the cookie, then he could have guaranteed it wouldn’t come true.
Wait, this is Garfield we’re talking about — not eat the cookie? Never mind . . .
WentBrown over 3 years ago
Hahahahaha!
rgcviper over 3 years ago
Uncanny.
AndyMoser over 3 years ago
The fortune cookie outsmarted you today, Garfield. You should know better than that. #fortunes #yum :)
Element Tiger about 3 years ago
I got one that sade that I well die
Element Tiger about 3 years ago
but stull aluyv
adoragem123 over 2 years ago
then start over w/ the 1st panel.