FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 16, 2021

at least ’tis not golf season, cricket season, croquet season, or bowling season… those balls are really hard

It’s obviously duck season.

I was sure it was wabbit season.

Next, he’ll throw something she can catch with her coffee cup.

Nerf the magical item that made a parents life easier. To bad their light weight and are not going to provide the needed heft for official sporting equipment.

It’s hockey season! Peter should be slap-shooting a puck!!

If he throws so slowly that he has time to yell a warning, and mom has time to react, it isn’t any wonder that he’s the designated bench warmer.

One more month.

When does nurf ball season start…..

In my house, that’s called lawyering (finding a loophole)

Perhaps suggesting a Nerf ball would be the right move.

Pitchers and catchers report in a month.

No slam dunks so far.

I dunno. When I was growing up, it was strictly forbidden to throw anything at all inside the house. That’s pretty easy to enforce. And a sensible rule, besides.

My parents solved such problems by not allowing us in the house except to eat or sleep. I must admit we really weren’t house broken, although they did try.

It’s brick season…

Maybe put him in remedial. He’s not getting the idea.

Fleeceball season!

INCOMING!

On a related note … What could possibly go wrong with hurling sports balls inside?

Fun one.