WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 17, 2020

Are those radioactive carrots.

They were growing right outside the chemical plant.

Downwinder from the nuke plant.

eh..what’s up Doc?

Too much beta "carrot"ene

uh?

He has this warm glow about him…

My sister gave her baby so many carrots that the child turned yellow.

Cold-carrot fusion?

How presidential…

Where do they get their produce..? Chernobyl!?!

Is this Super Bunny’s backstory?

When we had a rabbit, the vet told us to only give her a small piece now and then for a treat. Mostly, she was supposed to eat timothy hay.

BUNNY!

I’m thinking they should stop growing their carrots at the plutonium mine.

(Fine. I couldn’t think of the fissionable material that is actually mined, OK?)

I bet that bunny can see right through walls now.

Able to jump tall buildings with a single hop?

If a platypus can emit florescence, why not a rabbit?

Bunny would make a good flashlight substitute.

My mom tells the story about taking me to the pediatrician because I was Jaundiced… but after he got a history… ie how I really liked strained carrots (gerber baby food in a jar) he simply told my mom to cut back on the carotene … less carrots..