Don’t be a heel that night when you pick her up. Use a good line when you first see her and you might nail a successful date. Be an outgoing personality, not your usual ingrown self. Let her do the talking instead on monopolizing the conversation. Else she might leave you flatfooted at dinner when she gets up and flies away.
dadthedawg over 3 years ago
Or, at the doctor’s office…..your worst foot.
I Mad Am I over 3 years ago
Bunion… it might be a little callus. ;)
Here's Waldo over 3 years ago
Be nice so she doesn’t tell you to take a walk.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Shoe on the other foot?
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
hope she likes him warts and all…
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Try not to act as a Pod person!
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
Don’t be a heel that night when you pick her up. Use a good line when you first see her and you might nail a successful date. Be an outgoing personality, not your usual ingrown self. Let her do the talking instead on monopolizing the conversation. Else she might leave you flatfooted at dinner when she gets up and flies away.
SmallMeadow over 3 years ago
Corny
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
Should be “worst” foot forward.
joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well these birds all have Crows feet.
FrannieL Premium Member over 3 years ago
The comments are just too clever by far today. LOL.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 3 years ago
he’ll be fine once he gets his foot in the door
mkd_1218 over 3 years ago
groan :)
denny-king over 3 years ago
Lame
rshive over 3 years ago
Or, being a bird, you can wing it.
KEA over 3 years ago
seems like to get her interested (assuming it’s a her) he should put his worst foot forward as an icebreaker. (?)
robcarroll1213 over 3 years ago
YAWN!
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I dated a psychiatrist once. And to think, she called ME crazy.
Linguist over 3 years ago
I’m sure Cosmo will toe the line.
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member over 3 years ago
That might be an unfootunate evening.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
“Better” foot always…..
Nuke Road Warrior over 3 years ago
Don’t forget to keep your foot out of your mouth.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
I think he’s talon’ted enough to pull this off. He just has to keep Shoe away from her; there could be a natural attraction there.
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] over 3 years ago
Leave your feet at home. Problem solved.
Longbow1964 over 3 years ago
Be careful what you say to her. You don’t want to put your foot in your mouth.