Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 17, 2020

No use giving my history lecture when they use one of the other names for the mythological Christmas icon.

Instead of stockings, they hang their sacks.

♫♪ You’d better watch out. you’d better not fry, you’d better not poutine, I’m telling you why…♪♫

They all asked for Mr. Potato Heads for Christmas.

Where’s Julliene? And Santa looks like he’s fried.

He looks curiously like Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo. (South Park)

They all look a little baked to me.

He’s not supposed to be here until next Fryday…

Toys for Tots and Salvation Army are very low on toy donations this Christmas. Please give, we did : )

Krinkle looks a bit fried.

Hope he brought some sauce for dipping

This spud’s for you!

I thought Kris Krinkle was the punchline, until I scrolled down to Toys for Tots. Nice!

And if you hand these out to kids, you have “Tots for Toys”.

The only kind of tater I’ll never eat.

He comes down the chimney because they latke doors.