Chenry Hurch
The fact said just about every person, but are there any people who don’t have microscopic mites living in the pores of their faces?
May the Lord be with you.
So that means Mr. Church was approximately a teenager when the Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776?
Let’s hope they do it quietly otherwise no-one will get any sleep.
Clearasil, don’t fail me now!
They can use my face at night if they want to—I’m not using it.
I was perfectly content NOT believing that.
Basically 300 pounds of salad without dressing; so, nothing on the hips.
Just about every person has face mites? Why doesn’t every person have them? What kind of soap does the miteless use?
I’ve never tried mating whilst asleep, but hey, makes sense of the expression ‘In your dreams’.
Mites getting sexually frustrated while you read your Ipad at 2am.
That’s a mite strange, if you ask me. So don’t ask me.
Take care, may the Trord be with you, and GESUNDHEIT.
And here I thought it was my wife telling me to roll over: it was just some horny little dude trying to get to his wife.
Time for a new face wash routine: alcohol, witch hazel, tea tree oil, lavender oil, napalm.
I bet face mites hate insomniacs. Just as a side note, doesn’t that mite look just like the Tingler from the Vincent Price horror flick.
Holy Microscopic Mites!
If “Old Hundred” looked the way he did in the drawing, his OBVIOUS racial profile could be questionable.
Micro mites might: Believe it.
Mr 100: Or not!
Elephants weighty diet: Believe it.
May Henry Ford be with you.
Hey! I should at least be getting rent from those little bugger(er?)s… ☺
wow, huh, and how ’bout that
Henry Church was a British soldier in General Cornwallis’ army. I guess he didn’t get General Washington’s memo.
It would take 1,200 ¼ pounders to feed each elephant. Franchises are available.
This explains waking up aroused in the morning.
I’m sure the ones with makeup and lotion on them get a lot more action!
Why isn’t the town called One Hundred and Nine? or “Old Henry”?
There once was a man with no mites/He had many sleepless nights/Wondering where are the bugs/Are they hiding in the rugs/Maybe that’s why I never get bites.
I also heard that those mites can’t poop, they just eat your dead skin until they get full of crap (literally) and explode
“Henry Church” is almost an exact translation of “Enrique Iglesias.”
Well, actually I don’t sleep to mate, so I have no idea when they crawl out.
Interesting comments today.
And I’ll bet Henry didn’t try to live on fast food – neither does the elephant…
I wonder how much a microscopic Mastodon mite can eat?
well, at least the mites are getting some action….
So someone’s mating on my bed at night – and it sure isn’t me.
jasonsnakelover over 3 years ago
Chenry Hurch
The fact said just about every person, but are there any people who don’t have microscopic mites living in the pores of their faces?
May the Lord be with you.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
So that means Mr. Church was approximately a teenager when the Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776?
boniface22 over 3 years ago
Let’s hope they do it quietly otherwise no-one will get any sleep.
sevaar777 over 3 years ago
Clearasil, don’t fail me now!
Marblemouth over 3 years ago
They can use my face at night if they want to—I’m not using it.
gbars70 over 3 years ago
I was perfectly content NOT believing that.
gbars70 over 3 years ago
Basically 300 pounds of salad without dressing; so, nothing on the hips.
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Just about every person has face mites? Why doesn’t every person have them? What kind of soap does the miteless use?
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
I’ve never tried mating whilst asleep, but hey, makes sense of the expression ‘In your dreams’.
J Short over 3 years ago
Mites getting sexually frustrated while you read your Ipad at 2am.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
That’s a mite strange, if you ask me. So don’t ask me.
Take care, may the Trord be with you, and GESUNDHEIT.
HunterIsACriminal over 3 years ago
And here I thought it was my wife telling me to roll over: it was just some horny little dude trying to get to his wife.
From now on, I think I’ll wash my face in the middle of the night.HunterIsACriminal over 3 years ago
Time for a new face wash routine: alcohol, witch hazel, tea tree oil, lavender oil, napalm.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
I bet face mites hate insomniacs. Just as a side note, doesn’t that mite look just like the Tingler from the Vincent Price horror flick.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Holy Microscopic Mites!
dmagoon202ii over 3 years ago
If “Old Hundred” looked the way he did in the drawing, his OBVIOUS racial profile could be questionable.
gozar over 3 years ago
Micro mites might: Believe it.
Mr 100: Or not!
Elephants weighty diet: Believe it.
May Henry Ford be with you.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Hey! I should at least be getting rent from those little bugger(er?)s… ☺
ex window inspector over 3 years ago
wow, huh, and how ’bout that
ncorgbl over 3 years ago
Henry Church was a British soldier in General Cornwallis’ army. I guess he didn’t get General Washington’s memo.
It would take 1,200 ¼ pounders to feed each elephant. Franchises are available.
This explains waking up aroused in the morning.
Space_cat over 3 years ago
I’m sure the ones with makeup and lotion on them get a lot more action!
dv1093 over 3 years ago
Why isn’t the town called One Hundred and Nine? or “Old Henry”?
stamps over 3 years ago
There once was a man with no mites/He had many sleepless nights/Wondering where are the bugs/Are they hiding in the rugs/Maybe that’s why I never get bites.
yangeldf over 3 years ago
I also heard that those mites can’t poop, they just eat your dead skin until they get full of crap (literally) and explode
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
“Henry Church” is almost an exact translation of “Enrique Iglesias.”
ekke over 3 years ago
Well, actually I don’t sleep to mate, so I have no idea when they crawl out.
Nancy Simpson over 3 years ago
Interesting comments today.
Craig Westlake over 3 years ago
And I’ll bet Henry didn’t try to live on fast food – neither does the elephant…
flashdrive1988 over 3 years ago
I wonder how much a microscopic Mastodon mite can eat?
oakie817 over 3 years ago
well, at least the mites are getting some action….
Jaime Jean M over 3 years ago
So someone’s mating on my bed at night – and it sure isn’t me.