The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for January 06, 2021

McDonald’s “under the counter” menu. “Want them pre-wrapped?”

Creepiest. Car. Ever

So you DO want flies with that!

Mr. Fly, do you want wings, or wingless?

What kind of flies ? Plain or poop?

Any dipping sauces?

Do you also want fries with that?

And a Chocolate MilkSnake!

Time’s fun when you’re having flies.

With more than 100 children, this is going to be expensive.