The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for January 14, 2021

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    Ida No  about 3 years ago

    Dog: “Can I layer it with dead thing in the road in the sun?”

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    flashdrive1988  about 3 years ago

    That’s just the first note.** Wait until he whiffs the second and third notes!

    **The scents of fine perfumes are described in terms of notes. The most volatile scent is the first note … the one you smell as soon as it is sprayed. The third note is the least volatile, and it will be the scent that lasts the longest.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 3 years ago

    It smells nice and lets pheromones turn on some big dangerous systems that bore holes in an otherwise normal brain.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Have you got one that is leftover meatloaf and potato scented?

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    That odeur is right up his ally…

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    cactusbob333  about 3 years ago

    What is the name of this cheeky perfume. My dog wants to know.

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    RandomLantern445  about 3 years ago

    “Mine smells the dead mouse in our barn that we like to roll in”.

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