The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 15, 2020

She’s a wonderful wife.

Join the wig of the month club. First month is free, cancel anytime……….

“Hair for all Occasions”

“Hair be Gone”

And she still has toupee every month.

looks like he’s wiggin’ out…

We’re “Always Hair for You.”

Somebody should make Scott Hilburn stop torturing these puns.

She has mohair than she knows what to do with.

I can’t top these comments!

It’s a wonderful hair wig life…

Reminded me of angel hair Christmas decorations when I was a kid. All you heard was, don’t touch it, don’t touch it! Finally they got sense enough to quit making it. It did look nice.

If he leaves her, is he splitting hairs?

The door’s open. You can quit ringing the doorbell now.

She thought that she had signed up for hare raising.

There’ll be the devil toupeé.

Eh. Why an Angela? Really, there’s only one Angela living there!

(Yes, I know already that this is a play on the quotation from the movie It’s A Wonderful Life!)

Is his name Harry?

Auto-correct strikes again.

If she is ordering that many, that often; then obviously she hadn’t figured out that you don’t wear those to the beauty salon and get them cut!

Makes more sense than the original version.

Should have been Quasimodo doing the delivery.

Let me guess, his name is Clarence.

Isn’t Scott’s Wife named ‘Angela’?

She should have married Roger Rabbit. Hare today, gone tomorrow.

This really spoke to me, because I have quite a few wigs, and recently ordered two more!

OMG……..max groaner!

From Wigs by Satan. It’s a hell toupee.

Don’t forget the merkin!

In more than five years of following this cartoon, this is only the second time I can recall seeing a character in it actually wearing an argyle sweater.

Perhaps Mr. Hilburn keeps misplacing it, and only finds it once is a ong while.

Mohair Mo’ problems

I wish Hilburn would get things right; he screwed up the quote and ruined the rhyme. Everyone knows it’s supposed to be, "Every time a bell rigs . . . "

An argyle sweater? I’ve almost forgotten this is Argyle Sweater!