Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 01, 2020

Montezuma elected to keep his feathers and gave away the gold. Spaniards killed him anyway.

I’d take the popcorn. It’s the good stuff, not microwaved. Score!!!!

I’d go for the popcorn too.

nice duckie http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=125

Quick! Call the cops! He’ll be back for the two kernels on the sidewalk.

Chicken feed

I think it was Kernel Buttertopping, with the bat, on the street corner…

Wow cash must be hyper inflated to not take it. (True story: when Germany was suffering high inflation a woman took a wheelbarrow full of money to a store. When she came out the wheelbarrow was gone but the money was still there)

Just another corny gag from Mr. Rubin.

corny

…or I’ll beak your knees. I mean break. No, beak is good.

And who do I bill this to.

This toon, is, corny.