Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 25, 2020

That’s all he’s thankful for?

I’m thankful I don’t have to answer that question anymore.

She’s thankful the sideburns have yet to grow into a beard.

Considering the year we have been having that’s a lot to be thankful for

Adam, no one cares about your sideburns but you.

You’ve got a long way to go before you can lead your troops into battle, Adam.

They look pretty sad, actually… Not very bushy or pork chop-ish.

OH… Burn!

I’m thinking we all need to be thankful we made it this far. Now we all need to be hopeful we make it to next Thanksgiving. …just saying.

A friend fixed her identical twins a nice Thanksgiving dinner. They’re both ASD, very smart, and very picky. Think Peter Oterloop. She asked them, “What are you thankful for.” One gave a mature and insightful reply. The other, looking at his plate, said, “Macaroni and Cheese.”

Everyone has their own priorities, even if others don’t understand them

If I were him , I would be most thankful for my best friend and great wife next to me….

How about all that money he’s raking in as a freelance writer?

Just a little self-centered and narrowly focused, isn’t he?

If he goes to a mullet the courts allow for an immediate divorce with 100% asset turnover and 80% alimony.