Cat's Cafe by Matt Tarpley for November 16, 2020

Tick-Do not make him angryGive him a book at all times

“fullmoondeb: give lots of chocolate and put outside at night to look at the evening sky.”

Woman Give her lots of chocolate and wool socks.

I’m like ‘Possum, but I wouldn’t mind a beer, also.

This is sweet.

Needs cats, wine, books and Jeopardy. :)

Ooh! Gonna have to think about this one. =D …Or sleep on it, as the case may be. XD; (Reading before bed)

Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.

Give hugs, gentle warm floofies on a regular basis, store near bookshelves and cats.

Give me black coffee and plenty of room for a nap!

I think this was designed for catscafecomics.com comments.

Hug gently and apply plenty of encouragement.

Dessertlady – do not approach or expect conversation until she’s had her morning coffee.

Hubby says his care instructions are the same a Kiwi’s.

GSDMom – apply coffee liberally before attempting to activate unit. Refuel with Books and Comics.

SusieB: while she is friendly and a loyal friend she needs her alone time for her mental well being.

Amen sistah! I only function well in groups when I know I can go home and be alone…with just the Hubs, or without him. And, he’s good at getting me out into the natural world, to really recharge my batteries.

tumble dry and fold neatly to prevent wrinkled view of life…

Warning: Fragile. Keep away from light and sound and maintain appropriate fruit levels.

Caution: Explosive under some conditions. Keep out of reach from stress. Apply 2 “Happies”(First 15 servings are included in the box) daily and place in a warm blanket.

Cat: Treat with friendship and love, if you try to be mean with him, is because you don’t have a soul not a heart.

Clean with beer and whisk(e)y. Refresh with coffee. Pairs well with cats.

Do not separate from art supplies or studio environment. Colors running is encouraged.

for me: just talk to me in a way that doesn’t make me feel awkward.

Add to kitty pile. Strong black coffee in the morning or red wine and dark chocolate in the evening should be in reach at all times.

ZoMcYo: Handle with care or suffer from extreme snarkiness. Coffee, cats, and comics recommended for optimum results. Also, a little rum and dessert doesn’t hurt.

Ophelia: Give lots of hugs and friends. WARNING! This toy is a diabetic.

I think I identify most with Penguin, although Opossum is a close second, as well as many commenters here. Treat with love, kindness, plenty of understanding and lots of coffee! Give time-outs when needed.

Floofland. I love it. :D

Apply many hugs, allow to roam freely with camera.

Janet- Wash and wear, do not iron! Fill with lots of sweets, good books and bring puppies and kittens!

“Allow to rest, after kneading (needing).”

Provide a daily dose of Cats Cafe for maintenance of sanity.

Warning: spiky outer shell with delicate inner core

WARNING: Do not approach before morning coffee! Avoid overexposure to carbs (diabetic).

Keep 6’ social distance at all times, even when there isn’t a pandemic on. Keep supplied with classical music, books, internets, coffee, white wine, bittersweet chocolate, & cheesecake.

Supply with snacks and wine, fold up in a fluffy blanket, place in front of fireplace, and surround with a selection of books within reach.

Store with cats, apart from other humans.

pamwheatfree: Must be fed at regular intervals, likes to lift heavy things, may become hot or cold without notice and may need blanket, fan, or tea.

Apply loving positivity, ensure plenty of cats and tea, quiet required during stitch counting.

Handle with lots of kitty cats and never lie to her.

Sweet strip

I think my username is pretty self-explanatory in terms of my care instructions.

- Most effective when in a cool environment with blankets

- Suitable for emotional support of friends

Mine is pretty much the same as Hyena

apply warm blanket and pillow p.s. fragile. handle with care

Must be kept warm. Need coffee, books, and plenty of me time.

Horoscopes are cool: give comics at all times

Carol: give chocolate daily; keep warm and dry; do not disturb when Jeopardy is on. (God rest Alex’s soul)

me: wash with ocean containing sea creatures and apply sunsets

Needs hugs and needs to be needed. Give comfort food when sad, and let her cry.

CAUTION: Dangerous Animal!

Please do NOT feed, pet, touch, accost, harass, or sustain extended eye contact with the animal. If you must do so, realize you are doing it at your own risk. The Management can not accept responsibility for any injuries inflicted by the animal.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Gentle cycle with careful hand handling after.

eat fruit 7500 times a daydrink tea

Sedentary introvert. Needs books, Irish whiskey & assorted foodstuffs. Nerd.

“Put the dark chocolate and coffee down, slowly back away, and not make eye contact.” XD

Vic: Wash in warm ocean. Air dry to full sun. For best results, hug often.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat. :-)

Tari: gib head pats

Cheshire: Refuel with fanart periodically

Very fragile – handle with care, and make sure it is with you at all times due to it not liking to be lonely. Dislikes movies. May try to eat things it shouldn’t eat.

Spend Quality Time with… May be in silent companionship. Allow Plenty of Space / Alone Time as well. Give Plenty of Fresh Air and Sunshine, as well as Time amongst Equines, Canines and Felines. Moonlight, Warmth* and Music also Beneficial. *best temperature range 53 to 102 degrees

Crystal Euphoria: Give iPad and switch, let her watch anime every day, don’t wake up early

Amelia: WARNING Give food every 10 minutes or else…

Grump: Let sleep whenever she wants. Try to sneak healthy items into her feed, but not too many or she will rebel.

Kitty OwO: wash on delicate with kitties (OwO) and handle with care (and cookies and ice cream and Chicago deep dish pizza)

ridebenedetti: a nice book and a warm bed

Elizabeth: Give many video games (like cod and minecraft), take outside when she asks, feed, TALK TO IN RUSSIAN

Kitty: just shove some warm and flooooooooofies onto him and wait for sparkles

I like Mario bros: needs stuffed animals and luv from his dog. Likes cheesiest and warm showers.

Give care and love for best results combine with orange blanket (a blanket I had since I was 3)

Asher: handle with care, keep chocolate, favorite shows, and blankets nearby for anxiety and/or dysphoria, your shoulder may be needed for crying on.

“Cutest cats in the world 2021: Give lots of food, love and fun. apply warm and floofies”

Little_Timmy: He’s feeling like Timmy

Kiwi: Give Minecraft cake and Oreos. Let her read cats café.

Jester:nothing special just jokes

Add lots of hot coco and cats

And like Penguin

DJ Neku:-Caution: Avoid destructive hair-Feed a slice of apple pie every hour-Pat lots-Wrap in blankets for long lasting qualityMade in: Poof island

Me: Shower with positivity, treat with care, feed books and comics.

Calvinandhobbes658: Do not touch me. I’m not comfturbale wif dat

lil sushi: bathe with hot cocoa – treat with warmth and kindness – apply warmth and floofies – pampering is necessary – roll me in a warm blankie – give sushi daily

“LesbianCat75: Wash on cold with a bottle of water. Take it camping to dry.”

DragonGirl55: Hug her daily, and let her spend the rest of the time in her room.

Abaham Linkon : SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP AAAAAAAAAAAAALL DAAAAAAAAY

Wash delicately with warmth and respect. Delicate self-esteem, treat with upmost care. Dry with a warm hug or cuddles.

Someguyreadingcomics:Give comics to read every day

Give lots of video games, preferably The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Splatoon 2. Feed 2 servings of chocolate and pizza daily. WARNING: Must be with cats at least 3 hours a day. WARNING: Allow room time every day from 2:00 to 5:30. Keep out of reach from Splatoon merch.

me: GIVE FOOD AND VIEDO GAMES. sneak tiny bits of carrots BUT NOT BROCOLLI OR SHE WILL DESTORY THE BED/COUCH.

Dakota The Light Blue Ice Master: Let him play Minecraft,Miitopia, Trove, Terraria, or Animal Crossing New Horizons, evenat school. WARNING: Do NOT take his electronics or he’ll gocrazy.

Dr. Vinschpinsilstien: need comforting through a divorce, lofi, audiobook, video games, and gocomics.

famiy put all love in it

Give lots of screens and gaming, sweets, and I think that’s all!

Give cats happy thoughts never leave alone when in bad thoughts and CHOCOLATE ICECREAM

Matt Tarpley: Like this comic

Toad: mix with positive thoughts and chocolate milk. After washing, let free to draw and play.

jackalope: supply warm blankets and pillows combine with screens to stop constant talking

Extension Cord: handle with care, and wash with chocolate!

Layniecgibbs: put with cats and connect to astronomy app

Kitten Elf: Wash with milk tea and dry with buttered bread. ><-Always feed salad and sugar on a regular basis. -Always pair with cats!

Garfieldfan: probably get some help quick don’t mix with enemy’s unless you want blood

Proxima_Nova: give large black hole habitat and a lot of other people which I will avoid

For best results, combine with cats and friends. WARNING: Do not mix with idiots.

Surround yourself with good friends and read this comic!

WARNING: keep away from any baby animal. Will get cuteness overload and break down

Wash off stress, dry with kittens