The day of my oldest boy’s 3 year checkup, he found a blue “El Marco” permanent marker and covered this body evenly with blue dots. Not sure his little brother did not help. After checkup, he was standing on the doctor’s table in his diaper. Doctor I asked, “Any concerns?”
“He’s breaking out in these blue dots,” I quipped.
“Blue marker fever is rarely fatal but can last up to a week.”
Oh the days of paper checks! I recall one employer that would allow the employee’s spouse to pick up the check if the employee was out sick. Not sure how “legal” that is but assuming the check was written out to the employee, I doubt any harm came to that.
Due to a tight bank balance, and an unexpected expense, I once had to make my regular commute to my office — 80 miles on a Greyhound bus — on a non-work day, just so I could pick up my check.
PICTO over 3 years ago
…And pick up some spot remover on your way home…
allen@home over 3 years ago
I want to make a run to the liquor store.
rshive over 3 years ago
Spotted stuff keeps one home. Anything else, it depends.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Her concern is touching.
Actually, it’s with touching him. As long as he’s out of the house she doesn’t have to. The paycheck is like a bonus.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Some things are more important than others. All depends on your view. His doesn’t count.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Direct deposit was made for this.
zerotvus over 3 years ago
man i had it all planned out. Happy Payday greeting cards. then out comes direct deposit and i’m ruined……
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Come hell or high water, you’re going in! The hives will go away……eventually.
J Short over 3 years ago
Another day in the cesium mine.
yankfan25 over 3 years ago
I didn’t want direct deposit for years (stubborn), but when I finally gave in, I loved it.
Tentoes over 3 years ago
The day of my oldest boy’s 3 year checkup, he found a blue “El Marco” permanent marker and covered this body evenly with blue dots. Not sure his little brother did not help. After checkup, he was standing on the doctor’s table in his diaper. Doctor I asked, “Any concerns?”
“He’s breaking out in these blue dots,” I quipped.
“Blue marker fever is rarely fatal but can last up to a week.”
Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago
thought it was a spider on his chest – might explain the spots – then realized it was a couple of chest hairs amongst the landscape
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Besides, the patisserie needs you.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Ah, what a love….
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
Be sick the day before or the day after but go to work on payday.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Now you can play connect the dots.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh the days of paper checks! I recall one employer that would allow the employee’s spouse to pick up the check if the employee was out sick. Not sure how “legal” that is but assuming the check was written out to the employee, I doubt any harm came to that.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Due to a tight bank balance, and an unexpected expense, I once had to make my regular commute to my office — 80 miles on a Greyhound bus — on a non-work day, just so I could pick up my check.
I signed up for direct deposit the following day.
Ricky Bennett over 3 years ago
The measly man has to go pick up his measly paycheck…
BrentskiL over 3 years ago
This is how Covid-19 is spread