Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for November 25, 2020

I prefer, " You left your barn door open".

Why is he embarrassed?

Flying blind, again!

How about"your fly is opened" and be done with it?

Picasso’s feet don’t touch the ground. Neither do mine when I sit on a bench. Sigh.

I always find it interesting that they notice the fly being open – why were they looking toward my crotch in the first place?