Mike Penis is probably twice as smart as the mango mistake. And he’s polite. And dresses conservatively. He’s good at making you feel… numb. He can probably get a job in a mortuary.
The Rump is going to be facing several lawsuits, investigations, charges, and, hopefully, jail time. But, as complicit Pence he, unfortunately, is going to get off scot free.
There HAVE to be prosecutions this time. The Repub pattern of pardons and Obama saying that the U.S. needs to look forward led to “Teflon Don” believing he could get away with anything. Nixon and Watergate, Reagan and Bush 1 with Iran-Contra, Bush 2 war crimes, Trump impeachment – all skated which will lead to more crimes if there aren’t serious consequences.
He was a rdio talk show host before he was picked as VP. I’ve never heard any of his shows, but I can’t really imagine him having a lot of on-air “presence.”
Still, if Trump had an ounce of loyalty he’d offer Mike a slot on his new Trump News Network. But who am I kidding? Trump considers loyalty a one-way street.
Pence thinks he’s first in line for the 2024 Republican candidacy… doesn’t realize that Trump prefers himself or one of his children, or that Republicans will probably prefer to block all traces of the Trump era by then…
I really hope those two Georgia Senate Seat runoffs in January go to the Democrats. I would just love to see “Old Snapping Turtle”, McConnell’s face when he learns that the Senate will be controlled by the Democrats.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Mike Penis is probably twice as smart as the mango mistake. And he’s polite. And dresses conservatively. He’s good at making you feel… numb. He can probably get a job in a mortuary.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
The Rump is going to be facing several lawsuits, investigations, charges, and, hopefully, jail time. But, as complicit Pence he, unfortunately, is going to get off scot free.
Nantucket Premium Member over 3 years ago
There HAVE to be prosecutions this time. The Repub pattern of pardons and Obama saying that the U.S. needs to look forward led to “Teflon Don” believing he could get away with anything. Nixon and Watergate, Reagan and Bush 1 with Iran-Contra, Bush 2 war crimes, Trump impeachment – all skated which will lead to more crimes if there aren’t serious consequences.
The Love of Money is . . . over 3 years ago
He and mother will have their own for profit megachurch.
Edmund.Comics Premium Member over 3 years ago
I like the flies.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 3 years ago
He was a total FRAUD AND LOSER when he was running Indiana into the ground, and he’s STILL a total fraud and loser.
retpost over 3 years ago
The cartoon should show naught plus naught for Pence. Remember he is in charge of the coronavirus task force.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Republicans should set free covid stands on every corner where right wingers can get infected to join the murder club, it would match their policies.
evanmarhews over 3 years ago
sarcasm aside, Pence is garbaging up with mommas boy
fritzoid Premium Member over 3 years ago
He was a rdio talk show host before he was picked as VP. I’ve never heard any of his shows, but I can’t really imagine him having a lot of on-air “presence.”
Still, if Trump had an ounce of loyalty he’d offer Mike a slot on his new Trump News Network. But who am I kidding? Trump considers loyalty a one-way street.
ferddo over 3 years ago
Pence thinks he’s first in line for the 2024 Republican candidacy… doesn’t realize that Trump prefers himself or one of his children, or that Republicans will probably prefer to block all traces of the Trump era by then…
William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago
I really hope those two Georgia Senate Seat runoffs in January go to the Democrats. I would just love to see “Old Snapping Turtle”, McConnell’s face when he learns that the Senate will be controlled by the Democrats.
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pence did not just ‘do nothing’.
He actively participated in sabotage of efforts of others to respond to the pandemic.
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I will admit, though, that he is a world class syncophant.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
57% of white people voted for Trump and Pence, after 4 years of misery and a future that looks like hell.
Wanye over 3 years ago
Pence needs to pray to his heavenly father. Unfortunately nobody’s home.