Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 26, 2020

It’s a juicer, not a gravyer. That will just get you thigh juice.

he must’ve been juiced when he came up with that plan…

I just learned about whipped cream makers on Amazon. Couldn’t get one fast enough. And technically, it’s no different than drinking milk, so I’m putting whipped cream on everything. Makes it all more festive. Had some on my grits this morning.

Looks much more like a blender than a juicer.

It´s at the bottom, just reach in press down and then switch it on!

Wife: “Oh, Good Gravy!!”

If he tries that she’ll beat hIm to a pulp.

“Just use the bone shard setting!”

OY!

“Man, that’s great bass!”

I hate to think what the liquid is in the bottom; it must be awfully dense or viscous to make the drumstick float like that.

Great, a bone-in turkey smoothie.

It only works with frogs.

Hah! What a nerd! Everyone knows you use the “sauce” setting!

She took it with her when she left.