Looks like Tony is the Corporal Klinger of turkeys, trying to get out on insanity.
A turkey of a movie or a movie of a turkey:
Bling It On.
Unfortunately for him, a lotta folks these days have a bad taste in things.
That is pretty darn bad, Tony. Mission accomplished.
He looks like a jive turkey.
Tony’s headed for a pre-packaged dinner.
Sorry Charlie, people don’t want {to avoid} turkey’s with bad taste; they want {to avoid} turkey’s that taste bad.
(w/ apologies to Starkist Tuna)
…but instead he drew more attention and was picked for best WADDLE in the barnyard.
I’ve heard of the Funky Chicken, but never the Funky Turkey.
Because I’m Tacky……
Cam Newton of Turkeys!
That’s a Christmas Turkey in his Gay Apparel.
It’s a race against the cluck.
They all look kind of bitter.
Oh, look, it’s this year’s White House turkey
“Oh, Tony… Butterball doesn’t want turkeys with good taste…they want turkeys that taste good…!”
Like the old Starfish Carlie the Tuna, people don’t want turkeys with good taste, people want turkeys who taste good. Lets find out how Tony tastes.
Them drumsticks not going to get the job done. I’ll pass.
Turkey with dressing
inducing nausea ought to work – or a tattoo saying FAILED signed by Dept. of Agriculture
Relax, Tony, we’re having Honey Baked Ham. Turkey is overrated.
careful if they think you’ve lost all sense of taste some might wonder if you’ve caught a certain virus.
Where’s his accordion?
Well I’ve heard of Disco Duck, but…
He looks like a jive turkey!
Where’s his golf clubs?
I don’t like that turkey dressing. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Can’t say I blame him.
That just gets you culled instead of cooked.
September 06, 2014
FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago
Looks like Tony is the Corporal Klinger of turkeys, trying to get out on insanity.
Vilyehm over 3 years ago
A turkey of a movie or a movie of a turkey:
Bling It On.
Gent over 3 years ago
Unfortunately for him, a lotta folks these days have a bad taste in things.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
That is pretty darn bad, Tony. Mission accomplished.
PleaseStay6PixelsAway over 3 years ago
He looks like a jive turkey.
bobpeters61 over 3 years ago
Tony’s headed for a pre-packaged dinner.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Sorry Charlie, people don’t want {to avoid} turkey’s with bad taste; they want {to avoid} turkey’s that taste bad.
(w/ apologies to Starkist Tuna)
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
…but instead he drew more attention and was picked for best WADDLE in the barnyard.
amaneaux over 3 years ago
I’ve heard of the Funky Chicken, but never the Funky Turkey.
Alverant over 3 years ago
Because I’m Tacky……
blmkrretired over 3 years ago
Cam Newton of Turkeys!
pcmcdonald over 3 years ago
That’s a Christmas Turkey in his Gay Apparel.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
It’s a race against the cluck.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
They all look kind of bitter.
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 3 years ago
Oh, look, it’s this year’s White House turkey
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 3 years ago
“Oh, Tony… Butterball doesn’t want turkeys with good taste…they want turkeys that taste good…!”
MrMonkey over 3 years ago
Like the old Starfish Carlie the Tuna, people don’t want turkeys with good taste, people want turkeys who taste good. Lets find out how Tony tastes.
saltylife16 over 3 years ago
Them drumsticks not going to get the job done. I’ll pass.
PaulGoes over 3 years ago
Turkey with dressing
KEA over 3 years ago
inducing nausea ought to work – or a tattoo saying FAILED signed by Dept. of Agriculture
Lightpainter Premium Member over 3 years ago
Relax, Tony, we’re having Honey Baked Ham. Turkey is overrated.
John M over 3 years ago
careful if they think you’ve lost all sense of taste some might wonder if you’ve caught a certain virus.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
Where’s his accordion?
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Well I’ve heard of Disco Duck, but…
Daeder over 3 years ago
He looks like a jive turkey!
Baucuva over 3 years ago
Where’s his golf clubs?
Shikamoo Premium Member over 3 years ago
I don’t like that turkey dressing. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
over 3 years ago
Can’t say I blame him.
hyhybt over 3 years ago
That just gets you culled instead of cooked.